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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 2:50 pm

...skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 2:51 pm

...skinny that she can get under a clothesline to get out of the rain.
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Postby Sherry » February 22nd, 2007, 2:53 pm

Yo momma is so old that when she went to school there was no history class
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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 2:54 pm

It's gonna be tough to beat the "Deaconesses" post. Talk about getting men folk irked...talk about woman in the ministry :wink:
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Postby Sherry » February 22nd, 2007, 2:56 pm

Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Postby Sherry » February 22nd, 2007, 2:58 pm

Yo momma so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories...



How am I doing Shellie? :wink:
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Postby Sherry » February 22nd, 2007, 2:59 pm

Yo Momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
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Postby Sherry » February 22nd, 2007, 3:06 pm

Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
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Postby Billy n NC » February 22nd, 2007, 3:32 pm

.... is so Old she toots (farts) DUST.... :wink:
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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 4:01 pm

Yellowrose,

You are doing great girl. Keep it up.
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Postby Jennifer Smith » February 22nd, 2007, 4:56 pm

Billy n NC wrote:.... is so Old she toots (farts) DUST.... :wink:


LOLOL!!!! Agh, I can't take it, it's too funny!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 5:03 pm

Keep it up. A few more and we'll catch up with the "He Man Woman Haters Club" post.
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Postby Jennifer Smith » February 22nd, 2007, 5:08 pm

Don't worry, Shellie, that machauvenistic thread won't get my vote! :lol:
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Postby DaJudge » February 22nd, 2007, 5:15 pm

...poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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Postby Shellie » February 22nd, 2007, 5:15 pm

I knew I could count on you, Jennifer. We strong woman, called of God, must stick together. :wink:
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