#9...Yo momma is so....
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:16 am
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Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:17 am
.....ugly that when she went to see a shrink he made her lie face down on the couch.
So
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:18 am
So how is your relationship with your mother? 
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:22 am
fat she uses a crowbar for dental floss
wendy k
wendy k
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:23 am
poor that one day I saw her kickin a can down the street, so I asked her what she was doing and she said...."moving"
wendy k
wendy k
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:24 am
fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book.
This doesn't feel right!
This doesn't feel right!
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:33 am
...stinky that when she walks by a toilet it flushes on its own.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:49 am
...fat she has her own gravitational field.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 8:52 am
... ugly she could draw a blister on a brick wall.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 9:00 am
... ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 9:05 am
...ugly that when she was a baby her parents fed her with a sling shot.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 9:09 am
...fat when we went to the drive-in we didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 10:07 am
..sweet she just blows on your cereal in the morning...
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 10:14 am
Aww Vande,
You can do so much better than that.
You can do so much better than that.
Posted: February 21st, 2007, 10:44 am
..... so poor, that when you tell her it is chilly outside, she grabs a bowl and heads for the door.