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Postby Poimen » April 30th, 2008, 1:18 am

Shellie wrote:Ha, you don't scare me. At my papaw's house, we bathed out of a rain barrel and had to hike to the potty. He didn't get an indoor bathroom until I was teenager.


Wow. I didn't realize you were a teenager when indoor plumbing began to be used. :shock:


I'll go snake huntin' with ya in between services.


No need. We can have them brought in service if you like. :twisted:
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Postby Shellie » April 30th, 2008, 1:25 am

Poiman wrote:

Wow. I didn't realize you were a teenager when indoor plumbing began to be used.


Ha! I also believe in behind the woodshed education and can take any YOUNGIN' there if needed... so tread lightly, little one.


No need. We can have them brought in service if you like.


No need. I've been handling two-legged snakes in church for a long time. 'Bout got 'em all gone, too.
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Postby Poimen » April 30th, 2008, 1:30 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the laughs. It really helps start the day in good spirits.
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Postby Shellie » April 30th, 2008, 3:32 am

Poiman wrote:

Thanks for the laughs. It really helps start the day in good spirits.


:wink:
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Postby THE RAzEr » April 30th, 2008, 3:57 am

Tell him to shoot a hole in the ceiling (it will add light heat, and air), and fer the other dig a whole in the floor! A double barrell shot gun will take care of the whole in the ceiling. I quess it might take a little more effort fer the floor. I remodled many a parsonage! :D
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Postby soulsearcher » April 30th, 2008, 4:11 am

Shellie wrote:Ha, you don't scare me. At my papaw's house, we bathed out of a rain barrel and had to hike to the potty.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep, been there and done that MANY a time.

Poieman, we used to bath in a wash tub on Aunt Margaret's back porch... in all our glory, for all the world to see. :oops: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Shellie » April 30th, 2008, 4:14 am

Hey Razor,

Good to see you back!

The hole in the ceiling could double as air and a shower if you put a Number 3 warsh tub under it.
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Postby Karen » April 30th, 2008, 4:17 am

Shellie wrote:It takes a Creasy to know a Creasy.

Every now and again, someone stumbles in and doesn't even say hello or introduce themselves. Their very first post is silly stuff that is immediately brought into the light by people that aren't easily fooled. THEN, when they get frustrated that they were not met with people soaking up their doctrine, they proceed to call us blind, ignorant, and unChristlike.

They draw some sympathizers and then feed off that for a short time before they never appear again.

It just happens on a repeated pattern. Different people, same entrance, same exit. NEVER, do they hang around and actually make themselves a part of the forum here.


To set the record straight, I joined on April 10, 2006 and have posted on and off during that time just as many do.

assumptions and jumping to conclusions :roll: :lol: :roll:
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Postby scooter » April 30th, 2008, 4:22 am

Karen wrote:To set the record straight, I joined on April 10, 2006 and have posted on and off during that time just as many do.

assumptions and jumping to conclusions :roll: :lol: :roll:


Response: So what are you saying? This is the new you? :lol: 8)
What we need here is a good revival! lol

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Postby Shellie » April 30th, 2008, 4:28 am

Karen wrote:

assumptions and jumping to conclusions :roll:


Are you assuming and jumping to the conclusion that I am talking about you? :lol:
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Postby RamboPreacher » April 30th, 2008, 5:04 am

Shellie wrote:Karen wrote:

assumptions and jumping to conclusions :roll:


Are you assuming and jumping to the conclusion that I am talking about you? :lol:
beat me to it. the shoes must be comfortable.
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Postby Karen » April 30th, 2008, 5:06 am

Shellie wrote:Karen wrote:

assumptions and jumping to conclusions :roll:


Are you assuming and jumping to the conclusion that I am talking about you? :lol:


Just stating the facts.......don't be coy or try to be deceptive. It is clearly obvious "it takes a creacy to know a creacy", not very well disguised since he is your brother.
Revelation 14:12

Here is the patience of the saints; those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Y’shua.



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“And behold, I am coming quickly, and my reward is with me, to give to every one according to his work. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last. Blessed are those who do His Commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter through the gates into the city.”

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Postby scooter » April 30th, 2008, 5:12 am

Karen wrote:
Just stating the facts.......don't be coy or try to be deceptive. It is clearly obvious "it takes a creacy to know a creacy", not very well disguised since he is your brother.


Response: That's probably why the laugh comes after the statement.
What we need here is a good revival! lol

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Postby crispfin » April 30th, 2008, 5:49 am

I was once told when a door opens you should out a foot in it just to be sure. I have no idea what that means or how it applies here . . . :oops:

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Postby Paully_44 » April 30th, 2008, 5:55 am

Shellie wrote:It just happens on a repeated pattern. Different people, same entrance, same exit.


You mean this place has an exit?!?!? is it the red or the blue pill


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