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Postby Full Quiver » May 4th, 2008, 9:19 am

If I am not there yet then hopefully the kids will be out of the house, the finances in place, the cash in the bank for my sports car, and the retirement account suitable for early retirement. I'm working on all those things and the plans are good but I need to post pone the crisis and live long enough to get to this point in life. :D
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Postby TW » May 4th, 2008, 10:09 am

Full Quiver wrote:If I am not there yet then hopefully the kids will be out of the house, the finances in place, the cash in the bank for my sports car, and the retirement account suitable for early retirement. I'm working on all those things and the plans are good but I need to post pone the crisis and live long enough to get to this point in life. :D


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Postby dbserv » May 4th, 2008, 10:18 am

Full Quiver wrote:If I am not there yet then hopefully the kids will be out of the house, the finances in place, the cash in the bank for my sports car, and the retirement account suitable for early retirement. I'm working on all those things and the plans are good but I need to post pone the crisis and live long enough to get to this point in life. :D




And the rich young man said, I will tear down my barns and ........................




I'm sorry. I didn't mean to throw cold water on your "plans".


Just kidding my friend. I pray that God will bless you immensely and that you will be able to have ALL of those things in place so you can enjoy your MLC.


As for me, I figure I'll be working until the Lord returns. No, I'm not saying He'll return in my "lifetime". I just figure that I'm so unprepared for retirement that He'll have to leave me here until the Rapture so I can just get out of the HOLE!!!

:shock: :( :roll:
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Postby Shellie » May 4th, 2008, 12:06 pm

dbserv wrote:

I guarantee I can help with the "fit" regardless how b..........


We are speaking of "mid-life" so would you be talking about hers................or yours? :twisted:
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Postby dbserv » May 4th, 2008, 1:04 pm

Shellie wrote:dbserv wrote:

I guarantee I can help with the "fit" regardless how b..........


We are speaking of "mid-life" so would you be talking about hers................or yours? :twisted:




Thanks a lot. You've just ruined my fantasy moment. :roll: :shock: :lol:
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Postby Ilovebigcats » May 5th, 2008, 6:01 am

Full Quiver wrote:If I am not there yet then hopefully the kids will be out of the house, the finances in place, the cash in the bank for my sports car, and the retirement account suitable for early retirement. I'm working on all those things and the plans are good but I need to post pone the crisis and live long enough to get to this point in life. :D


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Wait a minute

Postby Pastor Don » May 5th, 2008, 8:13 am

What in the world happened to that Victoria Secret board.... :shock:

I am WAY to young for this conversation! :D :sb_cough: :sb_cough: 8)
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Postby Shellie » May 5th, 2008, 9:20 am

Pastor Don wrote:

What in the world happened to that Victoria Secret board....


We all got too old to worry about being discreet. :wink:
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Re: Wait a minute

Postby Billy n NC » May 5th, 2008, 3:15 pm

Pastor Don wrote:What in the world happened to that Victoria Secret board.... :shock:

I am WAY to young for this conversation! :D :sb_cough: :sb_cough: 8)



I have not seen anything being discussed that would not come up in a conversation about midlife crisis.. LOL
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Postby Mike Vande » May 6th, 2008, 12:48 am

Shellie wrote:The problem with breast enhancements is that if you get them too big you won't be able to fit into your convertible.


Get a bigger convertible? :sb_cough:
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Postby TC » May 6th, 2008, 9:03 am

Well I thought this was about a Mid Wife crisis.... then I put on my reading glasses.... :oops:
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