Do you have this disorder - EHD?
Posted: November 12th, 2007, 5:12 pm
My friend made this disorder up today but I promise you I think it is real! I most certainly have it!
EHS- Expanding Hip Disorder
Causes: Little Debbie's
Indications: When sitting in a lawn chair the chair lifts off the ground when you rise attempting to join you on your journey to the kitchen for more food.
Symptoms: Cravings for high fructose corn syrup.
Remedy: Exercise, however, we couldn't get anyone with EHD to attempt exercise due to the difficulty of carrying lawn chairs around. We believe fatigue is a major factor in the disorder.
Do you have it?
EHS- Expanding Hip Disorder
Causes: Little Debbie's
Indications: When sitting in a lawn chair the chair lifts off the ground when you rise attempting to join you on your journey to the kitchen for more food.
Symptoms: Cravings for high fructose corn syrup.
Remedy: Exercise, however, we couldn't get anyone with EHD to attempt exercise due to the difficulty of carrying lawn chairs around. We believe fatigue is a major factor in the disorder.
Do you have it?