Jude 2

Denine is 18 years old today. How did THAT happen?

you know about the stork and the cabbage patch, right? well what they didn't tell you is that the stork is really in disguise and is really an alien from teh Nabatean homeworld. It's commonly known that the Nabateans are knows for their mental prowess and ability to, simply by thinking, change the nature of how we perceive the passing of time. you have been touched. (I am not even going to get into where the birds and bees were at during this fiasco with the cabbage leaf.)

Oh brother....

Kenya wrote:Oh brother....

see? it's starting to affect your memory. I was right!! By the way, I am not your brother. no, really. (oh, and my youngest is turning 22 in a month! arghgghgh)