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DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 9:55 am
by Ilovebigcats
I have a reason why Clinton may have been faking sleep during MLK day activities.
The best reason I heard today answers many of his current actions.
She is like the matador, he is the red cape. He is distracting criticism from her to himself yet still drawing attention her way.
Whatcha think bout that???
Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 9:58 am
by Pastor Gary
Ilovebigcats wrote:Whatcha think bout that???
I think if you go out in your yard, you may see the Black UN Helicopters hovering over your head blocking the view of the spacecrafts that abducted Elvis.
How come everybody heard hoofbeats and thought "horses" but you thought "Zebras!"?

Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 10:02 am
by Ilovebigcats
Pastor Gary wrote:Ilovebigcats wrote:Whatcha think bout that???
I think if you go out in your yard, you may see the Black UN Helicopters hovering over your head blocking the view of the spacecrafts that abducted Elvis.
How come everybody heard hoofbeats and thought "horses" but you thought "Zebras!"?

#1 Elvis is dead
#2 I have seen a UFO.
#3 Zebras have hooves too, don't assume.
classic
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 12:33 pm
by Full Quiver
Babe, there are no Zebras in Hawaii. He'll be ok.
PG, Maybe we can get together and go to the Nashville Zoo when you come for the IA.
Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 12:55 pm
by Pastor Gary
Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.
I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer!

Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:00 pm
by MrDanger
Pastor Gary wrote:Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.
I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer!

I thought he was preaching there the one time I visited.

Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:04 pm
by JanB
Pastor Gary wrote:Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.
I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer!

I am totally SHOCKED! We are frequently in Memphis, TN and almost everywhere we go....yep...there is ELVIS!!

Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:04 pm
by Full Quiver
Jeff, you've only visited once? Shame on you!

Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:20 pm
by paul
I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:29 pm
by RamboPreacher
paul wrote:I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church
nope
he's my pastor.

He does
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 1:29 pm
by Pastor Gary
paul wrote:I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church
He does... so do Wendy and Danny.

Posted: January 29th, 2008, 2:21 pm
by MrDanger
Full Quiver wrote:Jeff, you've only visited once? Shame on you!

Would love to visit more, but when your wife is the worship leader and you are the media guy/associate pastor/sometimes sunday school teacher/....
Well, you get the point.

Posted: January 29th, 2008, 3:40 pm
by Full Quiver
We'll let you slide.
Re: DaJudge...
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 4:47 pm
by DaJudge
Ilovebigcats wrote:I have a reason why Clinton may have been faking sleep during MLK day activities.
The best reason I heard today answers many of his current actions.
She is like the matador, he is the red cape. He is distracting criticism from her to himself yet still drawing attention her way.
Whatcha think bout that???
I think that the simplest explanation is generally the correct explanation. He was tired, the speech was boring, so he fell asleep.
Dajudge
Posted: January 29th, 2008, 7:52 pm
by Dr. Ron
I don't know what it is, but we have TWO ELVIS impersonators now....
The one to which Gary is refering is the real deal! If you see him onstage you will believe him to be the living E!
The new one is a young man ....early 20s .......about 1 fry short of a happy meal.............totally idolizes the other one.....and drives him crazy!
It's getting to be funny!
They do say my church has a pastor impersonator......................