I wrote a letter to God today.

[EagerBeaver]

We're experiencing severe weather again today here in Missouri. This is unbelievable. We're expected to get thunderstorms and tornadoes in certain areas, and areas just north and west of us are getting pummeled.

I'm tired of it all so I wrote a letter to God. This from my blog:

Dear God:

My name is Christopher Ray Brewer. I am twenty-three years of age, and I recently moved to Republic, Missouri. I have been a believer of yours since I was a kid, and I have only recently become a more devoted follower.

First off, please allow me to tell you that the Ozarks is beautiful country. I love those hills on Highway 13 toward Bolivar, you did a really nice job with those. And the sunsets here at night are gorgeous. I’ll bet Jesus, Paul and Moses are all sitting on their wraparound porches on Gold Street in Heaven sipping lemonade while watching the Midwest sunset.

I do have an area of concern I would like to mention. Ever since I have moved down here, or more specifically, beginning in January of this year, 1,975 years after your Son ascended into heaven and still hasn’t come back to the earth yet — the weather patterns around here have been a bit disturbing.

You may recall when your Royal Telephone switchboard was swamped with people from Missouri and points beyond, kindly asking that you spare their houses from tornadic destruction on January 8 and 9. Only a month later, those same people asked that you please direct branches to fall away from their places of residence and employment during a massive ice storm. And only two weeks ago, you received many requests from residents in low-lying areas that you please supernaturally protect their property from flooding during some massive rainstorms.....

The rest is on my website. I think you'll enjoy it.

More to the point, keep us in your prayers. I don't wanna get struck by any tornadoes. We've already had two touch down in points north today.