Jude 2

Somebody here said their preacher used to call "kissing" a sin...
Rambopreacher called motorcycle ridin' a sin!

So, in the tradition of "making up" sins, let's see who can come up with the best/ funniest fake sins and give any kind of reason or scriptural "support" you can come up with.

(If this is offensive to anyone, please ignore)

My dad went ape when I told him I was going to buy a real Pinball machine.

"WE.
ARE.
LIVING.
IN.
CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


That's all the "Bible" needed.

Jennifer Smith wrote:Somebody here said their preacher used to call "kissing" a sin...
Rambopreacher called motorcycle ridin' a sin!

So, in the tradition of "making up" sins, let's see who can come up with the best/ funniest fake sins and give any kind of reason or scriptural "support" you can come up with.

(If this is offensive to anyone, please ignore)

I heard a preacher from the pulpit say that ties were of the devil and that it's a sin for anyone to wear them! yes, seriously (though funny).

Heard another lady preacher preach a whole sermon on "devil antenna's". what was she talking about? remember a fad a while back when some boys would have their hair short and leave a small group in the middle toward the back, grow long. I think they called them "rat tails".

That same preacher would pray the calories out of food that she would eat, and was serious (I got in trouble when I started laughing about it in conversation at the meal, when I thought she was joking!).

one I heard on a tape years back was a preacher preaching against the bee-hive hair-do's the women used to wear (he called then top-knots). earbobs were a sin here too, but this is about the top-knots. He used Matthew 24:17, and said the "top-knots must come down" (housetop not come down).

heard that it's a sin to go to see a movie, but (when talking to him later) it was okay to go see a "film" - he was taking his family to see that old rapture movie, uhm, I mean film - later that day.

There are "Christians" that say that it's a sin to pay tithe. not that we may or may not, or that we should or should not, but that we should absolutely not pay tithe - it is a sin!

that what you are looking for?

Gerald Creasy wrote:My dad went ape when I told him I was going to buy a real Pinball machine.

"WE.
ARE.
LIVING.
IN.
CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


That's all the "Bible" needed.

so would nintendo been out of the question.......

Rambo I have heard someone say that they dont need to worry about what to eat because they asked the Lord to sanctify it. So I guess that was a justification for eating bad. Which BTW I am going to start eating much healthier because I have bad eating habits.........

Probably a lot of us remember when it was a no no for those of the opposite sex to hug each other unless they were related.
Saying we may be giving a place for the devil to work in.
That we should shake their hands. "only" and hug only those of the same sex.

Brenda wrote:Probably a lot of us remember when it was a no no for those of the opposite sex to hug each other unless they were related.
Saying we may be giving a place for the devil to work in.
That we should shake their hands. "only" and hug only those of the same sex.

have heard that too, but I don't recall it being labeled as sin.

Women, you can't hug that Calvin Klein model, cause it would be a sin!

RamboPreacher wrote:

Brenda wrote:Probably a lot of us remember when it was a no no for those of the opposite sex to hug each other unless they were related.
Saying we may be giving a place for the devil to work in.
That we should shake their hands. "only" and hug only those of the same sex.

have heard that too, but I don't recall it being labeled as sin.

Women, you can't hug that Calvin Klein model, cause it would be a sin!

I think it was listed under "advice to members." j/k. I really don't know.
I do remember it being stressed form the pulpit for the men to greet the men with a holy kiss and the women to only shake their hands.

Rambo wrote:

Women, you can't hug that Calvin Klein model, cause it would be a sin!

It wouldn't be the huggin' that would be the sin, but the imagining that was going on while you were huggin.

Shellie wrote:Rambo wrote:

Women, you can't hug that Calvin Klein model, cause it would be a sin!

It wouldn't be the huggin' that would be the sin, but the imagining that was going on while you were huggin.

well, yea, but that would be a real sin; not a made up one for this thread.

I heard a woman preacher say from behind the pulpit that Bugs Bunny was bi-sexual and nobody should ever let their kid watch Bugs Bunny!

Wat's up Doc?

stevenson wrote:I heard a woman preacher say from behind the pulpit that Bugs Bunny was bi-sexual and nobody should ever let their kid watch Bugs Bunny!

Wat's up Doc?

don't forget it is a sin to watch Underdog, cause he had a secret compartment in his ring that held an "energy pill"! and the sin of watching mighty mouse, cause he would snort "powder" off flowers (that looked like poppies).

Also heard that watching fantasia was a sin cause it was obviously made wile under the influence.

I will never forget when I told my dad I was going bowling for the first time!!!!!

"The church does not approve" he said. In my meaness asked if I could call the GO at the time ask for a ruling

KB

KBevangelist wrote:I will never forget when I told my dad I was going bowling for the first time!!!!!

"The church does not approve" he said. In my meaness asked if I could call the GO at the time ask for a ruling

KB

meanie. hehehehe were you a rebelious (witchcraft) teenager?:)

well, these are great,

but, you have to make one up yourself and present some kind of construed made up argument... i know is it hard...! (Try to think like a cult leader!)

I could make a really convincing argument for koolaid being a sin. Koolaid uses lots of colors that stain your tongue.. very sinful to go around with a purple, pink, blue, or (gasp!) green tongue!

How about posters running up their post counts with pointless posts?