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Posted: May 22nd, 2008, 4:43 pm
by Full Quiver
Who here has had a vasectomy?

Care to share your story? Any probs? Are there various forms of vasectomies?

What do you want to know?

Posted: May 22nd, 2008, 6:04 pm
by Pastor Gary
What do you want to know?


:?:

Posted: May 22nd, 2008, 6:56 pm
by Ilovebigcats
Him and his brother both have had one.

Danny had anesthesia, stitches, and severe pain. 2 week total recovery. Still does have pain.... where a woman's ovaries are located.

His brother had a local, no stitches, and a 3 day recovery. No pain at all. Just a little sore.

We are trying to figure out the difference. Danny's was called a bilateral. I am sure he is wondering if they pains in his sides are normal. He points and says he feels pain here like a pulling feeling. I told him that is where ovaries are in women... it is strange that the testies are the male version of ovaries. *shrugs*

We wouldn't suggest a bilateral for any man!

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 12:52 am
by Shellie
I think there is one or two here who may have had a lobotomy.

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 2:20 am
by Gerald Creasy
I havent had a vasectomy,
but since my divorce I've been having a dry spell.

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 3:45 am
by Shellie
Gerald wrote:

I havent had a vasectomy,
but since my divorce I've been having a dry spell.


Does anybody here know if a keyboard and monitor is covered under warranty if destroyed by coffee shooting out of someone's nose due to spontaneous and uncontrolled laughter?

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 4:18 am
by dolfan
Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 4:20 am
by TW
dolfan wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:


Now that's "Brotherly love!" :lol:


TW

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 5:23 am
by Ilovebigcats
dolfan wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:


TW Jr. :P

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 11:25 am
by Full Quiver
Gary, was your's a bilateral vasectomy or are all vasectomies bilateral?

What was your recovery period?

Maybe my job is just too strenuous and I should slow down. I am having pain as Wen described. Still swollen also.

Who knows

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 11:38 am
by Pastor Gary
Full Quiver wrote:Gary, was your's a bilateral vasectomy or are all vasectomies bilateral?

What was your recovery period?

Maybe my job is just too strenuous and I should slow down. I am having pain as Wen described. Still swollen also.


I have no idea... it was 21 years ago, and I don't even know what a bllateral is. :lol: :lol:

It was a simple, 20-minute in-office procedure. I took one day off work, and went back for half day on day 2, a bit uncomfortable, but not that bad. (I was in sales, and was able to work at a desk for a few days, doing mostly phone calls.)

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 12:12 pm
by Shellie
So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?

Funny

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 12:46 pm
by Pastor Gary
Shellie wrote:So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?


We have had discussions of labor, menopause, breastfeeding and all manner of "female" health things here over the years. Seems the ladies can dish it out, but can't take it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 1:17 pm
by DaJudge
Ya'll should form a neutered male support group.

Re: Funny

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 2:45 pm
by Sherry
Pastor Gary wrote:
Shellie wrote:So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?


We have had discussions of labor, menopause, breastfeeding and all manner of "female" health things here over the years. Seems the ladies can dish it out, but can't take it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Well Shellie, seems the gauntlet has been thrown.... :wink: :lol: :P