Jude 2

Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids and I started making up funnies and he joined in... these are just a few. Can you add to it???

What is the difference between TCOG and a cult?
A compound.

What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs!

KIDDING!!! We were just messing around but it was funny.

You know how people say.. they are a few fries short of a happy meal... or... their elevator don't go all the way up.
Well.. here are ours we made up.

They are a few commandments short of a full 10.
Their spirit don't go all the way up.
I told you were were being stupid. I guess you had to be there.

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna.

Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna.

Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow!

pastorables wrote:

Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna.

Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow!

No!

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches.

Ilovebigcats wrote:
We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches.

Okey Dokie!

Btw, we really like sandwiches made out of those small canned hams like you can find for around $5 at uncle FRED's.

You know what their motto is.... Have it your way.

I'll have a BK stacker with bacon and spam please. NASTY!

Ilovebigcats wrote:

pastorables wrote:

Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna.

Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow!

No!

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches.

What diet program are you on! I want to join! (I had McD's for lunch; tacos and choc'late cake for dinner.. he he)

Jennifer Smith wrote:

Ilovebigcats wrote:

pastorables wrote:

Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna.

Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow!

No!

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches.

What diet program are you on! I want to join! (I had McD's for lunch; tacos and choc'late cake for dinner.. he he)

OH!! I forgot. We had chocolate cake too.

We actually had Wackie cake. an old family recipe, you mix it in the pan you bake it in, with choclate chips, mmm. I gotta get to the gym.

Ilovebigcats wrote:What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs!

What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)

pastorables wrote:

Ilovebigcats wrote:What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs!

What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ilovebigcats wrote:
What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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