Gunshot survivor...

[Mike Vande]

How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of
San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.

[teach]

that is hysterical!!!

wendy k

[Full Quiver]

I read the same thing about 8 years ago. Probably an urban legend. The thought though is hilarious.

[one love]

ok I just got home from traveling back from Virginia beach and I am so tired but that got me and my wife laughing so hard