Well, I can tell you, in north Alabama, you'd have to be looking for an espresso joint to find one, and you'd almost certainly have to drive a while, and they're clothed. If they were in bikinis you'd have to wait in line, probably, for a few days, then the police would show up and close it down under the pretext of a health code violation. The Baptists would never, ever put up with it, and the Methodists would just open one eye at the drive thru.
The county commissioner in the related story linked to your link there in Belfast was named Tim Shel
don. How funny!!
Human government bears the same relation to hell as the church bears to heaven. (David Lipscomb, On Civil Government, 72).