Jude 2

Guy in Nigeria has 86 wives, arrested for having more than 4 allowed by Sharia law.

He said most men would collapse and die with 10 wives but that Allah gives him power to control 86 of them.

"Power" or headache X 86....

dolfan wrote:power to control 86 of them.

Control?? how bout just keep up with.

I'm thinking....

My turn to do laundry, cooking, dusting, and dishes every 86th day? Cool...I could handle that.

Shellie wrote:I'm thinking....

My turn to do laundry, cooking, dusting, and dishes every 86th day? Cool...I could handle that.

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.

How could you even remember all of their names?

Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.

Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................

Shellie wrote:Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.

Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................

talk about control!

so sorry, dream on.

Shellie wrote:Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.

Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................

you are to funny

Shellie, sounds like a plan to me. I hate house work.

Yeah, but 86 mother-in-laws

I mean, not all of them could be as wonderful as mine.

Well...no ones mentioned it yet....but think about the physical strain on the guy!!!

I mean...does he just lay in bed all day seeing one after another?!!

Talk about "Dreaming" Shellie.....

I remember Ben Lawrence from the BTI days would say, "I've got one woman that I can't handle, I sure don't need another one!"

....and all the sorry brothers-in-law.

Imagine 5 times a day:"Can I borrow $25? You can support 86 wives and 412 kids, man. C'mon." "Hey, reckon your oldest 18 sons can come over and mow my grass. My mower's broke." And so on.

A man who thinks he controls 86 women? That's not power, that's denial!