Jude 2

A "friend" is getting married today. UGH! It is outdoors (COLD!). They are the kind of people that are really weird... you can't get rid of them. They are also the kind of people that will pout and whine the whole time because no one is coming to their wedding. They did the same thing at the baby shower. They plan these huge things and no one shows up and we are all left feeling uncomfortable and stupid. Here I am trying to think of a way out but I just can't bring myself to do it. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Who gets married on a Tuesday at 3:30? Seriously? Good grief. And they wonder why no one is flying in for the wedding. They have already cried about getting only 1 RSVP! MINE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Awkward moment coming. I HATE it. Why can't I just shake these people??? Geez. Thanks for letting me blog here. haha. She reads my blog. *sigh*

We Invite You To Join Us As We Join Together In Holy Matrimony

At Three-Thirty Post-Meridian

On Tuesday, November Eleventh In 2008, The Year Of Our Lord.

RSVP, Please.

Riiiiiiight. And, I'll bet they have a rockin' band and a wet bar at the reception at the American Legion at 5! Free TV with the Andy Griffith Show! PARTY!

hhmmmm...tuesday...3:30....sounds like a time that no one else would use....bet they got it cheap!

Cheap was definitely the point. haha

And, ain't nuthin holy about this matrimony.

They asked Danny to marry them, he said he needed proof of her divorce.

About a month later, she told him she got a Unitarian person to do it.

Weird, weird, weird.

HEY! Could I get busted for aiding and abetting? This could be my out. $100 she is still married to her first loser.. I mean husband.

Sounds to me like she made these wedding arrangements on a day and time like this, knowing no one would show up;
that it would go against everyone's duties and habits on a week day.

Sounds like a complainer to me!

I know this person. How come I wasn't invited??

YAY! I wasn't invited!!!!!!!!!


I feel for you Wendy. Ugh. Be sure to take pics. LOL!!!!

Ilovebigcats wrote: They asked Danny to marry them, he said he needed proof of her divorce.

If she's from Knoxville, I figured he'd ask them both for birth certificates to see if their parents were the same!!!

[Ducks as angry UT fans throw heavy objects.]

AND.....................


how was the wedding

Well, Cats... we're waiting with baited breath... How'd it go (or not go)? Did you throw up in front of everybody?!

It was a very Becky wedding. She is one strange cookie. I am thinking the theme was Southern Belle'ish... but they are usually more GOTH so it was a little weird. The place was really really nice. The reception was nice... I see why people crash weddings now.



Her mother made all the clothes. That HUGE blue dress was horrific!
Velvet galore!


I would like to THANK THE LORD that I wasn't a bridesmaid! haha! She had asked me but plans changed. I would have DIED if I had to wear the HUGE baby blue dress!




Ben getting drunk. lol He was trying to lick the bubbles out of the bottom of the glass.


Me and their baby Liliana Page Meyer.

Whoa! Looks like she was the Belle of the Ball. At least she got what she wanted. Tell that cute little tot to go easy on the champagne.

That looks like a Union outfit on the groom, there.

dolfan wrote:That looks like a Union outfit on the groom, there.

I knew it seemed familiar somehow.

So...how many showed up in total...

Not counting us and the wedding party... around (less than) 20.