Jude 2

Could we arrange a group recitation of the prayer of Jabez tonight at like, say 10:30 Central. Would that be too late eastern time. I think it looks good on Hawaii time. I need an enlarged territory and I want Blessings for ME ME ME! And of course, if you participate that COULD be YOU saying ME ME ME!

who is this Fichah and why does he get all my money.

Just go on over and hang out in the recipe forum. You can enlargen your territory without even praying.

Shellie wrote:Just go on over and hang out in the recipe forum. You can enlargen your territory without even praying.

If I was to let my recipe for smoked brisket slip out it would enlarge everybody's territory.

"On a more serious note".... I knew it was too good to be true...

Bless me, Lord.

While you are praying, please pray that those who claim to respect the leadership of this board would do more say it -- they would do, as Jesus suggested: "If you love me, keep my commandments."

This Jabez thread is YET ANOTHER attempt to slide doctrinal issues onto the main board. Please stop -- my life is complicated enough without having to police the playground.

I thought it was just another joke! I don't have time for the doctrine forum. It gets too messy. Bloody, in fact.

Pastor Gary wrote:While you are praying, please pray that those who claim to respect the leadership of this board would do more say it -- they would do, as Jesus suggested: "If you love me, keep my commandments."

This Jabez thread is YET ANOTHER attempt to slide doctrinal issues onto the main board. Please stop -- my life is complicated enough without having to police the playground.

Pastor Gary,

Do you HONESTLY believe that A JOKE ABOUT THE PRAYER OF JABEZ is an attempt to talk about doctrine on this thread? Every dang post I make on the main discussion forum is somehow my attempt to subvert the authority of the moderators to sneak a doctrinal issue on here?

Give me a stinkin' break. Hey brother, this is your board. If you would rather me limit ALL my posts to the doctrine forum I will do that. Better yet, if that is what I am doing you should BAN me from the board altogether. But don't impugne my motives. I made like two posts where I did that in good humor. Everybody around here seems TOTALLY paranoid.

You tell me brother.... I mention the prayer of Jabez in a joking manner and that is a DOCTRINAL post? Shheeesh. You guys are uptight. I just won't post in this forum anymore.

I don't believe you.

JustJay wrote:I don't believe you.

You know what JustJay, Bless you brother.

irthnvesl wrote:

Pastor Gary wrote:While you are praying, please pray that those who claim to respect the leadership of this board would do more say it -- they would do, as Jesus suggested: "If you love me, keep my commandments."

This Jabez thread is YET ANOTHER attempt to slide doctrinal issues onto the main board. Please stop -- my life is complicated enough without having to police the playground.

Pastor Gary,

Do you HONESTLY believe that A JOKE ABOUT THE PRAYER OF JABEZ is an attempt to talk about doctrine on this thread? Every dang post I make on the main discussion forum is somehow my attempt to subvert the authority of the moderators to sneak a doctrinal issue on here?

Give me a stinkin' break. Hey brother, this is your board. If you would rather me limit ALL my posts to the doctrine forum I will do that. Better yet, if that is what I am doing you should BAN me from the board altogether. But don't impugne my motives. I made like two posts where I did that in good humor. Everybody around here seems TOTALLY paranoid.

You tell me brother.... I mention the prayer of Jabez in a joking manner and that is a DOCTRINAL post? Shheeesh. You guys are uptight. I just won't post in this forum anymore.

Okay. I was wrong, and I apologize. Forgive me.
I am having a rough day.

irthnvesl,

It's okay, i got the joke! And we all have bad days too. Love you, brother.

No problemo brother. Same thing happens to me. I love you Pastah (that's ebonics for Pastor).

Jennifer Smith wrote:irthnvesl,

It's okay, i got the joke! And we all have bad days too. Love you, brother.

Thanks Jenn.

irthnvesl wrote:No problemo brother. Same thing happens to me. I love you Pastah.

You know that staggering list? I may be adding a refrigerator to that list in a few hours.

Food seems to go bad way too fast, so I went and bought some of those appliance thermometers. The freezer is WAY cold enough, but the fridge side is 10+ degrees too warm for safety!

Took everything out, took the inside back of the freezer side off, checked for ice... nada. Fans seem fine, opening between freezer and fridge is not blocked... it is a great mystery, and right before THANKSGIVING is a lousy time for inefficient food storage. BAH.

Bad day, I tell you...