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Send a J2er a Christmas gift

Postby Susie Hamilton » December 16th, 2008, 4:23 pm

What would you send to your fellow J2er's. Multiple posts are allowed.

I am sending Yellowrose 2 lbs of the most expensive chocolate.
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Postby JanB » December 16th, 2008, 4:27 pm

To Rambo, 24 cases of SPAM, flavored with BACON!!
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Jan

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Re: Send a J2er a Christmas gift

Postby Sherry » December 16th, 2008, 4:51 pm

Rahab wrote:
I am sending Yellowrose 2 lbs of the most expensive chocolate.


SWEET!!!! :D To my new BFF, Rahab, a lifetime supply of the worlds most comfortable walking shoes! :wink:

Gerald Creasy

Postby Gerald Creasy » December 16th, 2008, 5:21 pm

To Tim Elston,

Fire Insurance

Your Pal,

Santa

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Postby Ilovebigcats » December 17th, 2008, 1:12 am

I am going to have to think real hard this year.. last year I gave Dewayne a gift card for an engagement ring... we see how well that went! :wink:

Deep thoughts...

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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 1:21 am

I'm giving Pastor Gary a cat-shipping crate.
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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 3:49 am

I wish YR four ladies to swoop into her house. One will clean the entire house top to bottom. The second will do all her shopping, wrap the gifts, decorate the entire house for Christmas, the third will do all the Christmas baking and cooking. The fourth will be a nurse that will attend to Brandon so that YR can soak in a hot tub while reading a good book....AFTER taking a drive in the country in her smokin' CTS.
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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 3:50 am

Rahab,

I wish that your boss would pop in today and tell you that you are off until after New Years and that you will be paid for the entire vacation. Somebody else will do your route for you.
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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 3:52 am

I wish DeWayne and his wife a vacation anywhere but Disney World or Orlando. :D
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Postby free » December 17th, 2008, 4:02 am

I would give irthinvesl a hug...I just feel like he needs one! Rahab, I'd get you the best foot massage in the universe.
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Postby DeWayneTN » December 17th, 2008, 4:05 am

Shellie wrote:I wish DeWayne and his wife a vacation anywhere but Disney World or Orlando. :D


I receive that word, sister! :-)

Here are a few of mine. More to come:

-For Scooter, I wish a new Harley. For Shellie, a side car attached to it.
-I wish for MrDanger, Gerald DaJudge an all-expenses paid trip to some of Orlando's finest comics and collectibles shops. One in particular I'm thinking of would make you forget all about Great Escape.
-For Pastor Gary, I wish a new tux. Isn't that the next step?
-For YellowRose, I wish tickets for a European vacation. Don't forget your camera - I want to see all the cool shots!
-For ILoveBigCats, a brand new fully loaded Apple iBook. I'd love to see how much further you could take your creativity with it.
-For MacUser, a brand new copy of The Dark Knight.
"...The life you see me living is not 'mine,' but it is lived by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. I am not going to go back on that."- Galatians 19:20 (The Message)
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Postby lady4jc » December 17th, 2008, 4:48 am

Would send each of you a hug and a Very Merry Christmas!! God bless you all!!

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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 5:03 am

Oh yeah....Cats!

A fully paid nanny for one week while you and Danny have a dream vacation. When you return, you will enjoy a new 8 seater fully loaded Chevy Suburban with a full tank of gas.
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For Shellie

Postby Susie Hamilton » December 17th, 2008, 5:14 am

I give Shellie a free ticket for the works at any spa. Pamper yourself g/f.
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Postby Susie Hamilton » December 17th, 2008, 5:15 am

For Gerald, I give free access to all geneology records in the world.
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