Priceless Christmas Quotes

[Billy n NC]

On Christmas Day we gathered with my kids and gkids to exchange gifts.
We gathered in the living room around the tree and gifts and my wife read a story. It was a story about a church group putting on a christmas play nativity scene. (all my gkids have been in those kind of plays since birth, because Grandma is the director)

At one point in the story by wife paused to explain a bit of the dialogue for the younger ones to understand who was playing what part in the play. She mentioned Joseph and Mary going Bethlehem..

My oldest Grandson the 9 year old said..

"I think I saw that movie".. We all started ROTFLOL..

It was not I heard that in Sunday School or Camp or VBS or past Christmas Plays which he has played Joseph.

but I think I saw that in a movie.. Priceless

[TC]

OK, when I was about 5 or 6 my mom told me to put out milk and cookies for Santa. I thought about it and put out some some chili and milk and when my mom asked me why I told her because it was cold and the chili would warm him up, and after he ate it he would fart and we would know he was here.

I don't remember that but I have heard the story way too many times.