Jude 2

I found this in my fortune cookie last night:

"Enjoy yourself while you can."

I figure my life is about to become a dark comedy or a horror film.

I ate Chinese at lunch today. Mine said "You have a keen imagination and a sharp mind." Yyyyyyeah.

crispfin wrote:I found this in my fortune cookie last night:

"Enjoy yourself while you can."

I figure my life is about to become a dark comedy or a horror film.

Have you seen the film, "Stranger Than Fiction"? You may be living in a tragedy....

Jennifer Smith wrote:Have you seen the film, "Stranger Than Fiction"? You may be living in a tragedy....

Haven't seen it, and I hadn't thought of tragedy. Two nuts almost wrecked into me today and when I went to air up my tires, the hose sprayed me in the face with a liquid I fervently pray was water. I don't know what those portend.

Well, let's see... in the film, he had to take a running tally of anything

"comic" or "tragic" that happened...

right now I'd say it looks like a dark comedy, but you let us know..!

What does it mean when there's no fortune in your cookie? That happened to me today. However, I enjoyed my lunch watching a sheriff deputy make himself look really foolish. He kept asking the server (a very pretty Chinese girl) about different cities and was arguing with her that Tokyo was in China. She very politely went over to the register area and came back with a map and proceeded to give him a lesson in geography. It was hilarious. Even after showing him on the map he still wanted to argue with her. He finally turned and wanted me to agree with him that Tokyo was in China! I certainly hope he's not typical of all our deputies.

The best fortune in a cookie I've ever heard was one a friend of my son got. It said "You could have taken the bus."

Not to make light of your bad day but....I really had a good laugh at this:

crispfin wrote:when I went to air up my tires, the hose sprayed me in the face with a liquid I fervently pray was water.