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Colonic. Are you brave enough to admit to having one?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 8:02 am
by HarmlessDove
I'm starting to think we need a medical forum. Ha.

Yes, I am posting for all the world to see that I am scheduled for a colonic next week.

I call my mom (n2jesus), the doodoo guru. She is the spokeswoman for colon health. I have a friend who gets one every 6 weeks.

I cringe at the thought but think I will be glad that I did it.

Any of you ever had one?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 8:13 am
by dolfan
I've considered it, but what I researched didn't really bear out that it was beneficial. Other than their ads and advocates, there is no consensus that it helps. To each his own.

I did post here before a funny sign I saw in my town a couple of years ago for the "grand opening" of a hydrocolonic health business. I just thought that was funny.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 9:23 am
by MacUser
Every SIX weeks? :shock: :?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 9:30 am
by bibleguy
If in the middle of your colonic, you go into a comma, would that be a semi-colonic? 8) :shock: :lol:

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 9:30 am
by bibleguy
dolfan wrote:I did post here before a funny sign I saw in my town a couple of years ago for the "grand opening" of a hydrocolonic health business. I just thought that was funny.


NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!

Re: Colonic. Are you brave enough to admit to having one?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 10:45 am
by fezzik
HarmlessDove wrote:
I cringe at the thought but think I will be glad that I did it.

Any of you ever had one?


I just go to Taco Bell whenever I need a good cleansing. Costs a lot less than having a 'doctor' (insert word for the action of a vacuum cleaner, also apparently a dirty word caught in the filter that also means 'stinks') things out with a vacuum cleaner.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 10:59 am
by Full Quiver
I am in the dark here. What is it Erika?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 11:15 am
by fezzik
Full Quiver wrote:I am in the dark here. What is it Erika?


Seriously, you don't know?

http://www.onmilwaukee.com/market/articles/colonic.html

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 11:17 am
by Full Quiver
I was afraid to Google! :shock:

Let me know how that goes Erika. Does your doc do this or some other party?

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 11:42 am
by DaJudge
I just don't see the point. When it comes to excrement, my motto is: "This too, shall pass".

And it shall pass on its own, without the need for a tube to be stuck where the sun don't shine.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 1:16 pm
by Jennifer Smith
I wonder if it helps. I've done a cleansing fast before, that seemed to help!

Well, hope it all comes out okay for you! :P

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 1:53 pm
by TW
It's just a fancy way to say ENEMA! :evil: If you have ever had major surgery you have probably had one or ten. :twisted:


TW

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 5:38 pm
by jinjer
No one should have colonics done every 6 weeks, and really not at all. They can do damage to the colon by changing the natural flora and can often cause fluid imbalance.

I say it in 2 words.............STAY AWAY!!!

Jinjer

Ha!!!

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 6:34 pm
by n2jesus
This person she is speaking of has a reason for keeping their colon clean...You can figure it out...

The Dr isn't going to stink anything out...there will be a gentle flow of water induced to cleanse...If you have had life long problems with being clogged up...Then you would understand the need...

Every 6 weeks for sure is obsessive!

Posted: February 3rd, 2009, 8:49 pm
by EagerBeaver
jinjer wrote:No one should have colonics done every 6 weeks, and really not at all. They can do damage to the colon by changing the natural flora and can often cause fluid imbalance.

I say it in 2 words.............STAY AWAY!!!

Jinjer


I know someone that gained a massive amount of weight after they had regular treatments. That person used to be 150 lbs in high school.