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India to Bottle Cow Urine Drink
Posted: February 13th, 2009, 5:47 am
by Gerald Creasy
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".
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Posted: February 13th, 2009, 2:36 pm
by PastorDaniel
I think my Pepsi has enough Pep!!
Posted: February 13th, 2009, 6:01 pm
by bibleguy
Do you have anything to wash down this vegetable curry? Ah, "cow water." Is it fresh?
Guaranteed to assist you in bringing the cud back up for further chewing!
Posted: February 13th, 2009, 8:02 pm
by PastorDaniel
Now Hiring
New soda factory, low pay, no benefits. Looking for someone to collect liquid for beverage. Steady hands required!
Posted: February 14th, 2009, 5:31 am
by bibleguy
PastorDaniel wrote:Now Hiring
New soda factory, low pay, no benefits. Looking for someone to collect liquid for beverage. Steady hands required!
Stead, WARM hands...