Here's a homemade remedy if there ever was one!

jessicacook · Postby **jessicacook** » April 2nd, 2009, 4:46 am

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the CRAP out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.

:lol:

teach · Postby **teach** » April 2nd, 2009, 5:16 am

that is hilarious!!!!!

wendy k

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » April 2nd, 2009, 5:51 am

teach wrote:that is Hilaryous!!!!!

wendy k

yup - fixed for more humor.

MacUser · Postby **MacUser** » April 2nd, 2009, 8:31 am

It's funny.. BUT It sure stinks.

Jude 2