Jude 2

I saw a crazy woman on local TV last night. She was preaching. It was surreal. There's a local station in north Alabama that does only Christian programming. Very local, very hokey kind of stuff, but nothing harmful. BUT ..... this woman! First time I've seen her.

She would be smiling one second, speaking in a sing-song voice, and I promise you that within one second she'd switch over to this horrified looking face like she was watching someone get skewered or someone wringing a chicken's neck, and she would holler in this ominous voice that almost sounded comedic. Then in a single instant, back to the smile. And this was a normal looking woman, quite attractive really. It was downright WEIRD. I won't say her name here. But, if you ever watch the station based in Russellville, AL, and you live in northwest Alabama, be on the lookout.

Her husband was a very talented guitarist, though, doing a very pretty acoustic version of He Looked Beyond My Faults And Saw My Needs.

is she a local to your area?

I think. This station actually broadcasts in Mississippi, Arkansas and even in Missouri, and I think some in Tennessee and perhaps Louisiana. All low power stations, I'm pretty sure. But, it is possible she's not from right around where I am.



Edit: Actually, no, she's not from here. She's closer to you, and I think you know who she is!!

you've stirred my curiosity Tim and now I have a few names floating around my head

There is a local guy on the cable access channel. He's an older guy who sits at a table and preaches. My favorite things about watching him:

1. When the doorbell rings and he has to stop preaching and get the front door.
2. His use of cupie (sp?) dolls to explain the trinity
3. His cooking timer that dings (usually during his sermon) and then he says, "Well, that's all the time we have for the Word today"

I wonder what he does if his doorbell and cooking timer go off at the same time.

dolfan wrote:I wonder what he does if his doorbell and cooking timer go off at the same time.

Or one of the Kewpies breaks? The show turns Baptist.