dolfan wrote:"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold."
Your hair ever been green?
You must have been a youth pastor!
Being a youth pastor is something that I have been successful at avoiding. Screaming teenagers never have been something that entices me in the least.
But in the past I have turned a few youth pastor's hair white...or non existant. The pulling method (they do it themselves) seems to have been my favorite method by observational notations.
Superglue on the gearshift of the Church Bus.
Saran wrap on the toilet bowl...not the seat. (in the dark this is devastating)
Instant coffee mixed into his hot tea when he wasn't looking.
Broadcasting his former nickname (when discovered from his wife) that he hated with a passion (for good reason)...and the name sticks once again..even by the Pastor from the pulpit.
Theological battles that lose most adults by one of the "dumbest" of students in class.
OH YEAH...I have good reason not to ever wish to be one...there is wayyy too much payback that is owed to me...and what goes around comes around.
I want to die like Grandpa, quietly and in his sleep; not like the passengers in his car, they were all panicking and screaming.