Jude 2

Yes, Ive been robbed. I noticed the theft this morning while I was preparing for work. As I stood before the bathroom mirror trimming my beard I discovered that someone had stolen my reflection. To make matters worse they replaced it with the image of a gaunt old man. Gone was the trim, and if I may say so, handsome reflection that has greeted me all these years. I want my reflection back!!! Whoever took it is in big trouble. When I find out who the low life that stole it is, I'm going to . . . . well I'll do something.


TW

Shame on Father Time!

when you find it, I am guessing it is the same guy that got all my hair; wouldn't mind having some of it back.

My grand nephew ask his mother the other day if I was dead. This precious child had seen a picture of my son Mike on facebook. He thought Mike looked so old, that I must be dead.

I tell you this so you will be at ease about your reflection. Some of us have more serious problems concerning such things. LOL

Ray A

TW Posted:

Yes, Ive been robbed. I noticed the theft this morning while I was preparing for work. As I stood before the bathroom mirror trimming my beard I discovered that someone had stolen my reflection. To make matters worse they replaced it with the image of a gaunt old man. Gone was the trim, and if I may say so, handsome reflection that has greeted me all these years. I want my reflection back!!! Whoever took it is in big trouble. When I find out who the low life that stole it is, I'm going to . . . . well I'll do something.

TW

Took every thing didn't they.

That same theif did something similar to me.

He took my parents one day and replaced them with short, heavyset, Old people...

Not the towering figures of dominion and mastery of all that they once were.

My appearance keeps getting better each and every year (Lord it is hard to be humble)

OK...how about Robert Frost's poem:
Nothing Gold Can Stay

"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold."

Your hair ever been green? You must have been a youth pastor!

dolfan wrote:"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold."

Your hair ever been green? You must have been a youth pastor!

Being a youth pastor is something that I have been successful at avoiding. Screaming teenagers never have been something that entices me in the least.

But in the past I have turned a few youth pastor's hair white...or non existant. The pulling method (they do it themselves) seems to have been my favorite method by observational notations.

Superglue on the gearshift of the Church Bus.
Saran wrap on the toilet bowl...not the seat. (in the dark this is devastating)
Instant coffee mixed into his hot tea when he wasn't looking.
Broadcasting his former nickname (when discovered from his wife) that he hated with a passion (for good reason)...and the name sticks once again..even by the Pastor from the pulpit.
Theological battles that lose most adults by one of the "dumbest" of students in class.

OH YEAH...I have good reason not to ever wish to be one...there is wayyy too much payback that is owed to me...and what goes around comes around.