Jude 2

According to a British news website, contraception is as effective and roughly 1/5 the cost of "green tech" in staving off global warming. To this end, we're encouraged to, ummmm, glove up as they say. For every $8 spent on "family planning" (translation: condoms) we save $40 in environmental technology investments that would otherwise get the same result.

Who knew that latex was the answer to all of our ills? They could put latex filters on cigarettes to stop smoking. Latex muzzles on cows to stop cow burps. I mean, we could really save the planet with this, couldn't we?? Of course, we need a latax to pay for it all.

Good for Alabama's economy, too. One of the biggest manufacturers of condoms is in Dothan.

Those days are waning. After the government outsourced its humanitarian condom distribution program to Chinese manufacturers, the Dothan and Eufaula condom plants that had the contracts to make those condoms have laid off and slowed production.

Now all you have to worry about is high lead content in your ... well, you know. Kinda hard for a recall to do you a lot of good on that.

Don't know what it'll mean to the toothbrush industry in Auburn. You do know that's where the toothbrush was invented, don't you?

If it had been invented anywhere else, we'd call them "teethbrushes".

What you will find also is that it's the future WESTERN children that are the target of the insidious plot. ( While other third world nations women are treated like possessions and forced to output children like factories )

It's OUR future children that are the problem with the world. It's our families must pay the price. Watch this GREEN message turn quickly from optional to mandatory to "SAVE THE PLANET".

Dolfan... This is the largest baloney every swallowed in modern times.

Beam me up Scotty.

Buddy you got that right!!