Jude 2

My brother and I are starting a new business. For the low, low price of a single payment of only twenty dollars, we will send you a contract to care for your pet after the rapture and during the tribulation period. All proceeds will be sent to feed the hungry in Africa. Sign up noew before the rush begins!!

Hmmm Don't all dogs go to Heaven

Beckrl, I think they do. BUT, I DON'T think they will make the rapture.

Jack Van Impe says they all go to heaven. Seriously. I don't know. I can't imagine cats will be around. I do know my daughter hopes so, and for her, I hope it happens. If I get a homestead there, I may still put up a no pets sign.

dolfan wrote: If I get a homestead there, I may still put up a no pets sign.

No pets?! You wouldn't have enjoyed the ARK.

If this bunch makes it then will not be a shortage of "bull"

Russell, if I can get you on TBN here in the Nashville area broadcast nationally then we could market this idea but being the shark I am I would need a 40% stake or more in your business.

I am convinced you would sell to that audience.

Full Quiver, if you can get me on TBN you can have all of it. But I won't be talking about pets or the rapture. I've got something else I want to say to them.

So how do you hire someone to take care of the pets. What are the requirements? Are they a Christian? How you gonna pay them?

W.O.F , W.O.F !!

Rahab, I'm betting against the rapture. But that's a long story.

MacUser wrote:W.O.F , W.O.F !!

Clever. Verrrrry clever!