Story: ogling good as 30 minutes in gym?
Posted: September 30th, 2009, 9:52 am
For men's eyes only: boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
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A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,” Weatherby said.
She added: “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.
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Is this for real? Come ON!!!?
It was removed from www.digitaljournal.com because it was a joke?
Also pickedup on Newsvine...
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A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,” Weatherby said.
She added: “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.
********
Is this for real? Come ON!!!?
It was removed from www.digitaljournal.com because it was a joke?
Also pickedup on Newsvine...
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:Lv2 ... ent=safari
