A FUNNY thing happened at the hospital this afternoon..

[Phil Hoover]

THE Mike Ditka just came by the Information Desk here at the hospital, wanting to know where a certain doctor was. I told him where the doctor's new location is, and for some reason Mr Ditka didn't like my answer. He said, "Son, do YOU know who I am?" I said, "Yes, and my answer has not changed...Dr _____ has still ...moved to his new office..." DITKA puts his pants on the same way I do: One leg at a time.
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