Nymphomaniac Convention

[Russell Roberts]

Nymphomaniac Convention
>
> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
> he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
>
>
> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ...
> As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, " Business
> trip or pleasure?"
>
> She turned, smiled and said, "" Business. I'm going to the
> Annual Nympho- maniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
> your business role at this convention?"
>
> " Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have
> learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
> about sexuality."
>
> " Really?" he said. " And what kind of myths are there?"
>
> " Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that
> African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it
> is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it
> is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the
> lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "
> I'm sorry," she said, " I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> you. I don't even know your name..."
>
> " Tonto," the man said, " Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
> call me Bubba."

[oletimer]

You haven't changed. Happy new year any way