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Postby Gerald » March 11th, 2012, 11:59 am

From the man who brought you Sex in Bed on the roof of his church.


http://pastorfashion.com/

Fashion advice for Pastors. How to look really spiffy. Tricks to tame your gut and Look trimmer!

I'd make a snarky critical comment but critics are fools. There's nothing here to criticize. Nothing at all. It's just my own toxicity to ever think so.

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Postby dolfan » March 11th, 2012, 4:46 pm

Desperately hoping that is a parody. Slightly less desperately hoping it is Gerald's work!! :D :D
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Postby dolfan » March 12th, 2012, 6:57 am

.....ummmmm...Not a parody. It is for real. Young created it and it is managed by Andy Boyd, one of his communications guys.

It is not funny. It makes me sick.

I suppose it wouldn't offend him if I suggested he remove the queer from his own eye before he tries to get the humdrum out of most pastors' eyes. :?:
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Postby paul » March 12th, 2012, 8:03 am

Really sad to see the trivialization that has swept through areas of the church.

Some churches don't have the wisdom of God, nor the power of God to teach their people how to change the world, so they need to tell them how to change the knot in their tie or match their undershirt. :cry: :cry:
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Postby Gerald » March 13th, 2012, 10:30 am

dolfan wrote:I suppose it wouldn't offend him if I suggested he remove the queer from his own eye.....



You get that vibe, too?


I think this is just the logical permutation of the ME-centric gospel that has possessed (And I use that word deliberately) the modern day American Christian church.

Messages about sex and fashion make sense when "It's all about me."

One local AOG has codified "Succe$$" in an Osteen-ish mantra, it being described as a product of faith.

That makes sense when "It's all about me!"

It's all about me all I have to do is say it!!!
It's all about me, All I have to do is DARE to pray it!
It's all about me, All I have to do is do x, then y (of some eisegetical "Biblical Principle") and God is FORCED by me to do what I want.


Yeah, You rarely hear about HIM any more, Unless it's how you can get what you want out of him.

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Postby dolfan » March 13th, 2012, 12:43 pm

It was more of a play on words about the TV show "Queer Eye" and Jesus' analogy of the beam and mote. But, yeah, I do get that vibe from him and just hope I am wrong.

As I watched the videos, I still wonder if it is a parody BY Young. I doubt it, but we will see.
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Postby Jennifer Smith » March 14th, 2012, 2:48 pm

Aw, I don't think he means anything by it.. it's a bit goofy.
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Postby stevenson » March 15th, 2012, 5:26 am

I don't see the big deal! Look at Jesus, He wore nothing but white while everybody else wore earth-tones. Don't believe me, just look at any of those old paintings. :D :wink:
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Postby dolfan » March 15th, 2012, 8:07 am

My wife and I have looked at this and I told her that I'm starting a new website myself.

PastorManiPedi.com

How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news! Isaiah 52:7.

Hey, at least it won't give you gas.
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Postby Jennifer Smith » March 16th, 2012, 4:09 am

I like the ManiPedi idea. I think it could sell. I for one would pay money to see that! :)
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Postby Sherry » March 26th, 2012, 10:41 am

I just threw up a little when I watched those videos. Seriously? Spanx for the pastor? :roll:

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Postby Gerald » April 18th, 2012, 12:56 pm

http://global.christianpost.com/news/pa ... deo-73042/


He's at it again and he's wearing PINK!

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Postby MacUser » April 20th, 2012, 6:09 am

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Gerald.. my first thought at looking at this was a chuckle. I thought it was a Las Vegas Performer.

:roll: :roll:
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Postby dolfan » April 20th, 2012, 7:28 am

Poor Ryan Seacrest is looking ragged isn't he? :wink: (Actually, looking at it again, he looks a little like John Davidson, too. Which makes me think they need to resurrect "That's Incredible!" and put Young on there, too. With, say, Kathie Gifford and....who could be Fran Tarkenton?..... Oh, yeah -- Charles Barkley!!!)
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Postby Gerald » April 20th, 2012, 3:44 pm

I was thinking Siegfried might have a new partner since Roy never fully recovered.

Sigfried & Ed.


Something tells me Ed would fit right in to that lifestyle.


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