This just in...Michigan stinks
Posted: September 9th, 2007, 10:05 am
Ann Arbor, MI - (AP) - Frustrated by their 39-7 loss to Oregon yesterday afternoon, the entire Michigan defensive unit tried to commit mass-suicide by running out in front of the team bus as the Ducks departed from Michigan Stadium.
Unfortunately, every player missed as the bus sped away and no one was seriously hurt. Michigan head coach Lloyd Carr later complained that injuries to his team was the main reason why the defense couldn't get to the bus in time.
In a related story, Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis met with reporters this morning and stated that he would put the Michigan defense out of their misery following the Fighting Irish's next game against the Wolverines by eating them.
