Jude 2

They are calling for tornadoes across the state of Tennessee. They are asking all residents from across the state to please come to Neyland Stadium because there is absolutely no chance of a TOUCHDOWN there.

Finebaum caller last week:

"Did you hear that Fulmer retired?"

"No," he said.

"He went to work for FEMA. They said he was the only man in America who could evacuate 100,000 people in less than 3 hours."

I thought you'd like that. I went into the probate court recording office here where there is 1 devout UA fan and 1 devout Auburn fan and got them pretty good with it.

MrDanger, your joke was a step up from the old classic "How do you prevent [insert team name here] from coming into your yard? Put up goal posts" joke. I like it.