Okay -- it was after midnight... wife was already in bed, daughter and boyfriend were still out with friends. I was in the living room of the parsonage, which is at the BACK of the church property. Watching the cable news channel, answering email on my MacBook Pro in my chair. Suddenly I see VERY bright lights all over through the vertical blinds, pounding feet, and a deep voice ordering someone to "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
I jumped up, popped the blinds open and saw 4 or 5 Honolulu Police officers on my lanai. I opened the sliding glass door and asked what was up... "We are chasing a naked man."
Turns out there were 4 police cars in the neighborhood responding to a call about a naked male prowler. They chased him around the back of the church property and lost him!
30-something, medium-stocky build, not to tall, Hispanic male with shortish hair and a thin moustache... naked... around my home!
It is almost 2 AM and they did not find him yet.
"God is excited to show you mercy. He rises to give you His compassion." (Isaiah 30:18)
"For surely, O LORD, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield." (Psalm 5:12)