HELP. I'm holding a gun to my head at this very moment

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » November 7th, 2008, 12:03 pm

My wife went to a skeet shoot last week. She was called by her boss the day before, "You've got to go. It's an order." Charity thing put on by Alabama's Chief Justice. Long story. Anyway, my wife hasn't shot a gun in 20 years. They put a shotgun in her hand (.20 gauge), and release the discs. BLAM! BLAM! She nailed 'em both. :lol:

She hit 6 for the day. :lol:

I saw her draw down on a tomcat one time that was trying to attack her cat. The tom ceased to be. She's good when doesn't aim. :lol:

PastorDaniel · Postby **PastorDaniel** » November 7th, 2008, 12:07 pm

dolfan wrote:My wife went to a skeet shoot last week. She was called by her boss the day before, "You've got to go. It's an order." Charity thing put on by Alabama's Chief Justice. Long story. Anyway, my wife hasn't shot a gun in 20 years. They put a shotgun in her hand (.20 gauge), and release the discs. BLAM! BLAM! She nailed 'em both. She hit 6 for the day. I saw her draw down on a tomcat one time that was trying to attack her cat. The tom ceased to be. She's good when doesn't aim.

Awesome...nothing like a woman that can skillfully fire a weapon... :wink:

Just call her Ms. Oakley... :lol:

crispfin · Postby **crispfin** » November 7th, 2008, 12:16 pm

Paully_44 wrote:
crispfinagin wrote:You need to be forced? It takes prayer and bear traps to keep me away.

thankfully, i dont have to bear this cross. Chocolate for me is take it or leave it and I prefer to leave it.

I'm usually that way too. But right now we got a ton of leftover Halloween candy and well... :oops:

Susie Hamilton · Postby **Susie Hamilton** » November 7th, 2008, 12:28 pm

I really don't care that much for a lot of sweets or chocolate. I took my leftover Halloween candy and gave it out.

Sherry · Postby **Sherry** » November 7th, 2008, 1:12 pm

Dr. Ron wrote:
I am the utlimate Chocolate Eating Champion of all times......

I might have to challenge you for that title Dr. Ron....I'm known as the Chocolate Queen here! :wink:

I prefer dark chocolate too!

Postby **Pastor Gary** » November 7th, 2008, 2:32 pm

irthnvesl wrote:and forcing myself to eat some chocolate cake!

Pie. I will ALWAYS opt for pie over the finest cake made. PIE. Peach pie, apple pie, strawberry pie, chocolate pie, lemon pie, key lime pie, peanut butter pie, cobbler, cheesecake (more pie-like than cake IMHO)... PIE.

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » November 7th, 2008, 3:07 pm

Peach Cobbler dripping with butter would be an acceptable substitute.

beckrl · Postby **beckrl** » November 7th, 2008, 3:19 pm

You got me with your post. I quess that is what you were after

Chocolate no thank you, but only when I get withdraws.
I've worked in a Bakery and still do , but now Pizza. :shock:

Postby **Shellie** » November 8th, 2008, 1:48 am

I will admit that I ruined myself on chocolate. I made the mistake of enjoying a box of Godiva chocolates that someone had given me as a gift. Now, if I don't have Godiva....I barely eat chocolate at all. I mean, what's the point.

Now, I did hit a chocolatier recently with some girlfriends. It was close, but it still wasn't Godiva.

Mike Vande · Postby **Mike Vande** » November 8th, 2008, 3:33 am

irthnvesl wrote: Crisp, sometimes I let my wife hold the gun...if I'm using two forks. Then sometimes she has me hold the gun on her. I guess you could say we take turns.

Ah, cooperation, the foundation of a healthy marriage...and oversized waistlines!

irthnvesl wrote: My home is a rarity...we try to keep our dirty little secrets hidden from the eyes of normal human beans.

A total waste of time. There are no "normal" human beans. Everyone is navy, lima, green, or pork &...of course, there are some fava beans, but they usually end up being devoured with their own livers and a nice chianti... :shock:

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » November 8th, 2008, 3:37 am

Mike,

You have demonstrated a superb sense of humor and a quick wit. I'm glad you caught the 'bean' thing. I was afraid it would go un-noticed. I loved your line about fava beans. Bless you my brother.

Sherry · Postby **Sherry** » November 8th, 2008, 8:59 am

Shellie wrote:I will admit that I ruined myself on chocolate. I made the mistake of enjoying a box of Godiva chocolates that someone had given me as a gift. Now, if I don't have Godiva....I barely eat chocolate at all. I mean, what's the point.

Now, I did hit a chocolatier recently with some girlfriends. It was close, but it still wasn't Godiva.

Mmmmmm Godiva...the only way to go! Just had some this past week...

Coconut Truffle
Cappuccino Truffle
Extra Dark Chocolate Truffle
French Vanilla Truffle

Need I go on???

Postby **Pastor Gary** » November 8th, 2008, 9:52 am

irthnvesl wrote:Peach Cobbler dripping with butter would be an acceptable substitute.

Butter? What is this thing "butter" you speak of?

I am allowed small amounts of "Promise" and "Smart Balance" only.

Jude 2