Favorite quotes from today at church.

[PastorDaniel]

My favorite misquote is the time I preached about "Moses and the Ark." I was much younger and preaching 100 miles a minute. I never realized it, but my Wife says that I said it two or three times during that message. All I said was "they knew what I meant!"

[A2JGirl]

My favorite misquote is the time I preached about "Moses and the Ark." I was much younger and preaching 100 miles a minute. I never realized it, but my Wife says that I said it two or three times during that message. All I said was "they knew what I meant!"

Ha ha! That reminds me of one time my pastor at the time was working third shift and he was sooo tired. He preached one time that Jesus was coming soon to take us "up into the world". We knew what he meant too!

[Ilovebigcats]

Shared from the pulpit Sunday-

Ron Hamm: I asked my wife, I said, "Honey, can you still see the bald spot even with the comb over?" She said, "Only when it's dark."

*crowd roars with laughter*

Ron Hamm: She meant when it's COLORED dark! There are many things about me that are better in the dark. I will be quoted this week on the internet! You can count on that!

[Dr. Ron]

Cats....I knew that was going to show up on here.....you are making me paranoid!!!!

Naaaa no problem. I just have to be careful.

It was funny though!

[jessicacook]

My pastor is my wonderful husband, Tim. Well a couple Sundays ago he was talking about genetic engineering and he said that we would wonder about him if all of a sudden during his message he started to oink! Everyone laughed!

One time Tim was trying to say "Sedative milk" while preaching, and it came out "seductive milk" LOL

[Full Quiver]

The whole world is our urinal