Brett Favre joke --- look away :D

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » July 29th, 2008, 12:00 pm

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and
says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of
Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you
believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Susie Hamilton · Postby **Susie Hamilton** » July 29th, 2008, 1:32 pm

I got a good laugh out of that one, thanks. :lol:

PastorDaniel · Postby **PastorDaniel** » July 29th, 2008, 4:06 pm

WHAT and athlete that thinks he's God.... :shock:

Never!

Rob · Postby **Rob** » July 30th, 2008, 10:17 am

dolfan wrote:Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you
believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

Is Tony the best you could come up with? :lol:

Jude 2