India to Bottle Cow Urine Drink

[Gerald Creasy]

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

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[PastorDaniel]

I think my Pepsi has enough Pep!!

[bibleguy]

Do you have anything to wash down this vegetable curry? Ah, "cow water." Is it fresh?

Guaranteed to assist you in bringing the cud back up for further chewing!

[PastorDaniel]

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[bibleguy]

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