That's what my daughter said moments ago to my wife. "You'll never guess who's on TV. Carrie Underwear and Taylor Swift." Only, it wasn't even Carrie Underwear, it was Kelli Pickler, now pronounced Pick-ul-er by my daughter after my wife saw who it was on TV.
Turns out, Merle Haggard called her Carrie Underwear in a January interview with a Wyoming newspaper. My kid is pretty smart after all.
Human government bears the same relation to hell as the church bears to heaven. (David Lipscomb, On Civil Government, 72).