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Postby Penny » September 13th, 2006, 3:09 pm

What if you were wrong and everyone else was right?

WHAT IF?? that seems to be a fact in my life :)


What if used car salesmen told the truth?


I know one that dose, it where I got my car and hubby truck from. He tells us everthing he knows about where the car came from. And what he fixed and what need to be fixed.


What if white out never came along?

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Postby RamboPreacher » September 13th, 2006, 4:06 pm

Penny wrote: What if white out never came along?
Then blonds wouldn't have to scrape it off their monitors.

What if instead of blond jokes, they were redhead jokes?
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Postby rough_rider » September 13th, 2006, 4:13 pm

RamboPreacher wrote:What if instead of blond jokes, they were redhead jokes?

Scooter would be in trouble...


What if Texas declared it's Independence from the USA?
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Postby Pastor Bill » September 14th, 2006, 2:43 am

rough_rider wrote:What if Texas declared it's Independence from the USA?


Illegal immigration would cease

What if the blue states split from the red?
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Postby lady4jc » September 14th, 2006, 2:46 am

What if Texas declared it's Independence from the USA?


They would get free health care and wouldnt have to pay taxes like the Mexicans do.

What if we could go back 5 years ago and live that over knowing what we did and what happened then till now?
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Postby Paully_44 » September 14th, 2006, 3:18 am

What if we could go back 5 years ago and live that over knowing what we did and what happened then till now?


I would go to Vegas and put a little wager down on every major sporting event I already know the outcome to.



What if Bill Clinton had never met Monica Lewinsky?
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Postby Bamafan » September 14th, 2006, 6:19 am

Paully_44 wrote:
What if we could go back 5 years ago and live that over knowing what we did and what happened then till now?


I would go to Vegas and put a little wager down on every major sporting event I already know the outcome to.



What if Bill Clinton had never met Monica Lewinsky?


Then Janet Reno or Madeline Albright would have moistened his cigar. :-& :-$

What if there was a pill to make your "poots" actually smell like roses? :-k
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Postby Paully_44 » September 14th, 2006, 6:29 am

What if there was a pill to make your "poots" actually smell like roses? :-k



Who needs a pill ??? :shock:


What if life really exists on other planets and MIB is a fact based movie?[/quote]
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Postby Ilovebigcats » September 14th, 2006, 6:29 am

Bamafan wrote:
Then Janet Reno or Madeline Albright would have moistened his cigar. :-& :-$

What if there was a pill to make your "poots" actually smell like roses? :-k


:shock: :shock:

Then my bedroom wouldn't stink in the mornings when Danny gets up! :twisted:

Paully_44 wrote:What if life really exists on other planets and MIB is a fact based movie?


Then that would explain Gerald. :twisted: (and I would HAVE to get me one of the lights that make you forget everything. LOL!)

If you had 25-hour days (while everyone else continued to have 24-hour days), what would you do with the extra time?
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Postby MrDanger » September 14th, 2006, 7:07 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:
If you had 25-hour days (while everyone else continued to have 24-hour days), what would you do with the extra time?


Post on Jude 2 (and I still wouldn't be able to catch up to RamboPreacher).

What if dogs could drive cars?
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Postby RamboPreacher » September 14th, 2006, 7:17 am

Not sure how I missed this one, but...
Jennifer Smith wrote:What if it became popular for men to wear kilts?

(Saw a man at the park Sunday wearing one.. weird!)
Then the groomsmen and father of the bride would look like this:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6202/406/1600/050629%20295a.jpg
I actually have several different ones, and I play paintball in a camo one sometimes!
MrDanger wrote:What if dogs could drive cars?
then I probably wouldn't have a drivers license!

What if penguins and polar bears were from Iceland instead of the north and south poles?
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Postby MrDanger » September 14th, 2006, 8:36 am

RamboPreacher wrote:What if penguins and polar bears were from Iceland instead of the north and south poles?


Then we could trace back their ancestors and prove what I have always thought, they are all clones.

What if there was a skyscraper built out of Krispy Kreme Donuts?
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Postby Sherry » September 14th, 2006, 8:42 am

MrDanger wrote:
What if there was a skyscraper built out of Krispy Kreme Donuts?


It wouldn't last long, too many people would eat it!!

What if robot's did our everyday tasks like laundry, cleaning and cooking? (I can dream, can't I?) :lol:
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Postby jinjer » September 14th, 2006, 8:50 am

Then I would be one happy woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if space travel were as inexpensive as air travel?
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Postby Paully_44 » September 14th, 2006, 8:52 am

jinjer wrote:What if space travel were as inexpensive as air travel?


Then we could have the General Assembly on the moon.


What if Dinosaurs still roamed the eart?
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