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Postby lady4jc » September 26th, 2006, 2:31 am

What if donuts were really the secret to a long life?


I would say pass the donuts. :D


What if we was made of sugar and would melt in the rain?
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Postby Alan » September 26th, 2006, 3:47 am

lady4jc wrote:What if we was made of sugar and would melt in the rain?


Then it'd be a lot easier to lose a few pounds.

What if cats weren't afraid of water?
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Postby dolfan » September 26th, 2006, 4:44 am

Alan wrote:
What if cats weren't afraid of water?


Then we'd have cats fishing for catfish.

What if you really could shrink the kids, honey?
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Postby Ilovebigcats » September 26th, 2006, 9:29 am

dolfan wrote:What if you really could shrink the kids, honey?


Then my day would be a lot quieter!!!

What if you really could "throw mama from the train"????

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Postby rough_rider » September 26th, 2006, 11:58 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:
What if you really could "throw mama from the train"????

:twisted: :lol:

Then my mama inlaw and me would be taking a train ride :lol: :twisted:


What if highways were waterways and all transportation was by raft?
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Postby TW » September 26th, 2006, 12:04 pm

Then you'd be living in the Nile delta, circa 3000B.C..


What if red and green were the only colors, and you were color blind?
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Postby RamboPreacher » September 26th, 2006, 1:17 pm

TW wrote:What if red and green were the only colors, and you were color blind?
then the red green show would still be funny because duct tape is gray!

What if real women used duct tape to tape "the seat" down?
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Postby Jennifer Smith » September 26th, 2006, 4:58 pm

What if real women used duct tape to tape "the seat" down?

Hey, that's a good idea!

The men would use the potty anyway. :shock: :x

(I have three in my house, and one bathroom.)



What if there were no more Monday Night Football? OH WAIT THERE ISN'T!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

What if there were no more Football? :wink:
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Postby justsam » September 26th, 2006, 5:09 pm

What if there were no more Football?


We'd have to think of another way to see 300 lb men in tight pants :shock:

What if TCOG really IS the exclusive bride of Christ?

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Postby Sherry » September 26th, 2006, 5:56 pm

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What if TCOG really IS the exclusive bride of Christ?


A big "OH BOY" would be heard around the world!

What if the world were 90% water and we lived on floating cities?

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Postby lady4jc » September 27th, 2006, 3:14 am

What if the world were 90% water and we lived on floating cities?



Would be alot of people sea sick.


What if babies when first born could talk?
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Postby MrDanger » September 27th, 2006, 9:36 am

lady4jc wrote:

What if babies when first born could talk?


We would probably have to censor them right after birth. They seem a little ticked.

What if they developed talking emoticons on Jude 2?
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Postby dolfan » September 27th, 2006, 10:23 am

The most often used one would probably "JUST SHUT UP!" :lol: (Sorry, I listen to Mike and Mike in the Mornings on ESPN Radio.)


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Postby Jennifer Smith » September 27th, 2006, 6:04 pm

What if the world were 90% water and we lived on floating cities?

Like Waterworld! LOL We would all duke it out for the fresh water!

What if there really was a Fountain of Youth?

Someone would obtain the rights to it, package, label and market it, and only Hollywood stars and supermodels would be able to afford it!

What if Elvis reappeared for *one last tour*?
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Postby rough_rider » September 27th, 2006, 7:24 pm

Jennifer Smith wrote:
What if Elvis reappeared for *one last tour*?


Then we'd be "All shook up"


What if Hillary Clinton was the next president and outlawed all churches that taught Christ is the only way?
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