#9...Yo momma is so....

Postby **Shellie** » February 21st, 2007, 8:17 am

.....ugly that when she went to see a shrink he made her lie face down on the couch.

scooter · Postby **scooter** » February 21st, 2007, 8:18 am

So how is your relationship with your mother? :shock:

teach · Postby **teach** » February 21st, 2007, 8:22 am

fat she uses a crowbar for dental floss

wendy k

teach · Postby **teach** » February 21st, 2007, 8:23 am

poor that one day I saw her kickin a can down the street, so I asked her what she was doing and she said...."moving"

wendy k

scooter · Postby **scooter** » February 21st, 2007, 8:24 am

fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. :shock:

This doesn't feel right!

Postby **Shellie** » February 21st, 2007, 8:33 am

...stinky that when she walks by a toilet it flushes on its own.

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » February 21st, 2007, 8:49 am

...fat she has her own gravitational field.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » February 21st, 2007, 8:52 am

... ugly she could draw a blister on a brick wall.

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » February 21st, 2007, 9:00 am

... ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Postby **Shellie** » February 21st, 2007, 9:05 am

...ugly that when she was a baby her parents fed her with a sling shot.

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » February 21st, 2007, 9:09 am

...fat when we went to the drive-in we didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Mike Vande · Postby **Mike Vande** » February 21st, 2007, 10:07 am

..sweet she just blows on your cereal in the morning...

Postby **Shellie** » February 21st, 2007, 10:14 am

Aww Vande,

You can do so much better than that. :lol:

Paully_44 · Postby **Paully_44** » February 21st, 2007, 10:44 am

..... so poor, that when you tell her it is chilly outside, she grabs a bowl and heads for the door.

Jude 2