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#9...Yo momma is so....

Postby Shellie » February 21st, 2007, 8:16 am

:lol:
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode and there never was a cowboy that couldn't be throwed.

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Postby Shellie » February 21st, 2007, 8:17 am

.....ugly that when she went to see a shrink he made her lie face down on the couch.
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode and there never was a cowboy that couldn't be throwed.

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Postby scooter » February 21st, 2007, 8:18 am

So how is your relationship with your mother? :shock: :lol: 8)
What we need here is a good revival! lol

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Postby teach » February 21st, 2007, 8:22 am

fat she uses a crowbar for dental floss


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Postby teach » February 21st, 2007, 8:23 am

poor that one day I saw her kickin a can down the street, so I asked her what she was doing and she said...."moving"

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Postby scooter » February 21st, 2007, 8:24 am

fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. :shock: :lol: 8)














This doesn't feel right!
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Postby Shellie » February 21st, 2007, 8:33 am

...stinky that when she walks by a toilet it flushes on its own.
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Postby DaJudge » February 21st, 2007, 8:49 am

...fat she has her own gravitational field.

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Postby soulsearcher » February 21st, 2007, 8:52 am

... ugly she could draw a blister on a brick wall.

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Postby DaJudge » February 21st, 2007, 9:00 am

... ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Postby Shellie » February 21st, 2007, 9:05 am

...ugly that when she was a baby her parents fed her with a sling shot.
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Postby DaJudge » February 21st, 2007, 9:09 am

...fat when we went to the drive-in we didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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Postby Mike Vande » February 21st, 2007, 10:07 am

..sweet she just blows on your cereal in the morning...
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Postby Shellie » February 21st, 2007, 10:14 am

Aww Vande,

You can do so much better than that. :lol:
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode and there never was a cowboy that couldn't be throwed.

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Postby Paully_44 » February 21st, 2007, 10:44 am

..... so poor, that when you tell her it is chilly outside, she grabs a bowl and heads for the door.
Let the wild rumpus start!


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