Do you have this disorder - EHD?

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Do you have this disorder - EHD?

Postby Ilovebigcats » November 12th, 2007, 5:12 pm

My friend made this disorder up today but I promise you I think it is real! I most certainly have it!

EHS- Expanding Hip Disorder

Causes: Little Debbie's

Indications: When sitting in a lawn chair the chair lifts off the ground when you rise attempting to join you on your journey to the kitchen for more food.

Symptoms: Cravings for high fructose corn syrup.

Remedy: Exercise, however, we couldn't get anyone with EHD to attempt exercise due to the difficulty of carrying lawn chairs around. We believe fatigue is a major factor in the disorder.

Do you have it?

Gerald Creasy

Re: Do you have this disorder - EHD?

Postby Gerald Creasy » November 13th, 2007, 5:51 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:EHS- Expanding Hip Disorder

Causes: Little Debbie's



Most people think the most holy city in Tennesse is Cleveland.

I object.

It is nearby neighbor Collegdale (where Little Debbies) are made.

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Postby Brenda » November 13th, 2007, 7:11 am

EHS- Expanding Hip Disorder

Causes: Little Debbie's


Guilty!

but ain't they good.. hummm
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