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Man weds dog

Postby KBevangelist » November 13th, 2007, 7:15 am

This is interesting.

I wonder if the dog gave a bark for "I do"

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Postby teach » November 13th, 2007, 7:23 am

I have no words for this


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Postby Paully_44 » November 13th, 2007, 7:46 am

"ruff" marriage

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Postby fezzik » November 13th, 2007, 7:48 am

That guy is really in the dog days of his life.
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Postby free » November 13th, 2007, 7:48 am

WOW...Who sleeps in the dog house? :lol:
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Postby fezzik » November 13th, 2007, 7:50 am

I always thought marrying your best friend was good advice.
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Postby MrDanger » November 13th, 2007, 8:36 am

That is absolutely disgusting. I would have thought a cute dog like that would have had better taste in a mate.
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Postby MacUser » November 13th, 2007, 10:27 am

I'll give him 7 years tops and he'll be putting her down.
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Postby macgulley » November 13th, 2007, 11:12 am

Maybe I missed it in the story but is the dog male or female? Hopefully this isn't a same-sex marriage. :oops:
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Postby Mike Vande » November 13th, 2007, 2:26 pm

What;'s the big deal? It happens in Arkansas all the time. Just ask Bill Clinton...
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Postby KBevangelist » November 13th, 2007, 2:29 pm

Mike Vande wrote:What;'s the big deal? It happens in Arkansas all the time. Just ask Bill Clinton...


Now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby dolfan » November 13th, 2007, 2:39 pm

Let's just hope she doesn't chase karmas.
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Postby Mole_J » November 13th, 2007, 3:34 pm

I think a few years ago the parents in India married their 11 year old girl to a dog.

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Postby KBevangelist » November 13th, 2007, 7:02 pm

If the dog or man have relations (if you know what I mean) with another dog or person will this be considered adultery?

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Postby rough_rider » November 14th, 2007, 9:05 am

KBevangelist wrote:If the dog or man have relations (if you know what I mean) with another dog or person will this be considered adultery?

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This whole subject could be without a doubt placed in the fornication category...
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