Different Spin

[Susie Hamilton]

READ CAREFULLY SO YOU REMEMBER THE DETAILS WHEN YOU JUMP TO PARA 2.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that
Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse
stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph
of Remus shows him standing on the Gallows.

On the back of the picture is this inscription:

"Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial
Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times, caught by
Pinkerton Detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889 .

And now, The Hillary version:

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of
Professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch:

'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business
empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and
intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.

Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a
key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton
Detective Agency.

In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function
held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

And THAT is how it's done when your last name is Clinton, folks!*

[Sherry]

Rahab, I posted this awhile back and Gerald burst my bubble about it....though I still think it's hilarious!!

http://www.jude2.com/viewtopic.php?t=17635&highlight=