Jesus Appears in Potato

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » January 22nd, 2008, 9:32 am

At least that's what This woman claims.

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » January 22nd, 2008, 9:35 am

Oh, Lord, please give me a sign... :roll:

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » January 22nd, 2008, 9:36 am

Was He baked, mashed, or au gratin?

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » January 22nd, 2008, 9:50 am

I think an excellent opportunity was missed:

Communion Fries!

MacUser · Postby **MacUser** » January 22nd, 2008, 9:54 am

Next sell it on ebay ASAP before it grows "eyes"

MrDanger · Postby **MrDanger** » January 22nd, 2008, 10:09 am

A couple of years ago, the pastor we had at the time preached a wonderful sermon at Christmas time of the baby coming as a sacrifice.

Then, he had us come up to take communion. The bread was wrapped up in a baby blanket and in a manger. :shock:

I was doing fine till the guy in front of me bent down over the bread, and whispered in a voice like you would speak to a baby, "I got your nose. Yes I do. I got your nose."

crispfin · Postby **crispfin** » January 22nd, 2008, 1:14 pm

Let now thy servant depart in peace . . .

Ilovebigcats · Postby **Ilovebigcats** » January 22nd, 2008, 1:17 pm

DaJudge wrote:Was He baked, mashed, or au gratin?

Naw, he was hashed.

Full Quiver · Postby **Full Quiver** » January 22nd, 2008, 1:39 pm

She said he was tasty.

Brenda · Postby **Brenda** » January 22nd, 2008, 2:06 pm

Just think... they would never knew he was in there if they had of boiled the potatoes with the skins on before making potatoe salad. Thats the way I make mine.

Oh my gorsh.. his goose would of been cooked.

Postby **Shellie** » January 22nd, 2008, 4:36 pm

Wait a minute!! Every church has a sister that has to make the certain dish or all Hades breaks out??????

Linda · Postby **Linda** » January 22nd, 2008, 8:02 pm

I had a really bad bruse on my leg last week and honest-to-goodness it looked like the face of Jesus. I tried to get my family to take a pic of it, but they thought I was crazy, so Jesus finally faded away!

I could have made $$$$$$$$ !!!!! :roll:

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » January 22nd, 2008, 11:51 pm

Full Quiver wrote:She said he was tasty.

YEAH! It fulfilleth scripture: Psa 34:8 O taste and see that the LORD [is] good

one love · Postby **one love** » January 23rd, 2008, 3:24 am

Gerald Creasy wrote:
Full Quiver wrote:She said he was tasty.

YEAH! It fulfilleth scripture: Psa 34:8 O taste and see that the LORD [is] good

Jude 2