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Postby Ilovebigcats » January 29th, 2008, 9:55 am

I have a reason why Clinton may have been faking sleep during MLK day activities.

The best reason I heard today answers many of his current actions.
She is like the matador, he is the red cape. He is distracting criticism from her to himself yet still drawing attention her way.

Whatcha think bout that???
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Postby Pastor Gary » January 29th, 2008, 9:58 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:Whatcha think bout that???


I think if you go out in your yard, you may see the Black UN Helicopters hovering over your head blocking the view of the spacecrafts that abducted Elvis.

How come everybody heard hoofbeats and thought "horses" but you thought "Zebras!"? :lol:
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Postby Ilovebigcats » January 29th, 2008, 10:02 am

Pastor Gary wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Whatcha think bout that???


I think if you go out in your yard, you may see the Black UN Helicopters hovering over your head blocking the view of the spacecrafts that abducted Elvis.

How come everybody heard hoofbeats and thought "horses" but you thought "Zebras!"? :lol:


#1 Elvis is dead
#2 I have seen a UFO. 8)
#3 Zebras have hooves too, don't assume.
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Postby Full Quiver » January 29th, 2008, 12:33 pm

Babe, there are no Zebras in Hawaii. He'll be ok.
PG, Maybe we can get together and go to the Nashville Zoo when you come for the IA.
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Postby Pastor Gary » January 29th, 2008, 12:55 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.


I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer! :shock:
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you surround them with your favor as with a shield." (Psalm 5:12)
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Postby MrDanger » January 29th, 2008, 1:00 pm

Pastor Gary wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.


I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer! :shock:


I thought he was preaching there the one time I visited. :wink:
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Postby JanB » January 29th, 2008, 1:04 pm

Pastor Gary wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:#1 Elvis is dead.


I am SHOCKED! I sat behind him at your church last summer! :shock:

I am totally SHOCKED! We are frequently in Memphis, TN and almost everywhere we go....yep...there is ELVIS!! :shock:
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Postby Full Quiver » January 29th, 2008, 1:04 pm

Jeff, you've only visited once? Shame on you! :oops:
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Postby paul » January 29th, 2008, 1:20 pm

I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church
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Postby RamboPreacher » January 29th, 2008, 1:29 pm

paul wrote:I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church
nope
he's my pastor. :)
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He does

Postby Pastor Gary » January 29th, 2008, 1:29 pm

paul wrote:I thought that Elvis went to Dr. Ron's church


He does... so do Wendy and Danny. :lol:
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Postby MrDanger » January 29th, 2008, 2:21 pm

Full Quiver wrote:Jeff, you've only visited once? Shame on you! :oops:


Would love to visit more, but when your wife is the worship leader and you are the media guy/associate pastor/sometimes sunday school teacher/....

Well, you get the point. :D
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Postby Full Quiver » January 29th, 2008, 3:40 pm

8)

We'll let you slide.
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Postby DaJudge » January 29th, 2008, 4:47 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:I have a reason why Clinton may have been faking sleep during MLK day activities.

The best reason I heard today answers many of his current actions.
She is like the matador, he is the red cape. He is distracting criticism from her to himself yet still drawing attention her way.

Whatcha think bout that???



I think that the simplest explanation is generally the correct explanation. He was tired, the speech was boring, so he fell asleep.
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Postby Dr. Ron » January 29th, 2008, 7:52 pm

I don't know what it is, but we have TWO ELVIS impersonators now....

The one to which Gary is refering is the real deal! If you see him onstage you will believe him to be the living E!

The new one is a young man ....early 20s .......about 1 fry short of a happy meal.............totally idolizes the other one.....and drives him crazy! :lol:

It's getting to be funny!

They do say my church has a pastor impersonator......................
Dr. Ron
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