Irritating Airplane Neighbor?

MacUser · Postby **MacUser** » February 11th, 2008, 5:37 am

Irritating Airplane Neighbor?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen..

5. Close your eyes.

6. Tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Move your lips as if praying.

8. Then hit this alreadydownloaded link...

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Oh. Terrible I know.

INLOVE · Postby **INLOVE** » February 11th, 2008, 6:31 am

Love it!!!

HogWild · Postby **HogWild** » February 11th, 2008, 7:20 am

You'll scare the crap out of him - and I am sure you will love the full body cavity search that is sure to follow!

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » February 11th, 2008, 8:36 am

this assumes you have Internet connection on the airplane. I have yet to be able to get any kind of Internet connection at 30k feet.

teach · Postby **teach** » February 11th, 2008, 8:41 am

very true rambo...

wendy k

EagerBeaver · Postby **EagerBeaver** » February 11th, 2008, 9:05 am

RamboPreacher wrote:this assumes you have Internet connection on the airplane. I have yet to be able to get any kind of Internet connection at 30k feet.

Just download the SWF file locally, then open it in Internet Exploder, Firefox or your browser of choice.

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » February 11th, 2008, 9:19 am

Yeah, that would be a really fun thing to do...

...if a nice relaxing vacation at Gitmo appeals to you!

DeWayneTN · Postby **DeWayneTN** » February 11th, 2008, 9:20 am

Internet browsing and cell phone use on planes is just a matter of when at this point. It's close.

But if anyone decides to actually try this joke, be sure and write to us from Guantanamo.

DeWayneTN · Postby **DeWayneTN** » February 11th, 2008, 9:20 am

How scary, DaJudge. We were essentially writing the same thing at the same time.

DaJudge · Postby **DaJudge** » February 11th, 2008, 9:31 am

DeWayneTN wrote:How scary, DaJudge. We were essentially writing the same thing at the same time.

Great minds, and all that... :lol:

MacUser · Postby **MacUser** » February 12th, 2008, 3:52 am

RamboPreacher wrote:this assumes you have Internet connection on the airplane. I have yet to be able to get any kind of Internet connection at 30k feet.

8. Then hit this already downloaded link...

Or download the swf locally as my twin Chris described. Plays great thru any browser.

Yep, the fantastic Getmo resort doesn't work into my schedule this summer.. hehe. John McCain will have them out and busy work for the trial lawyers soon enough.

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » February 12th, 2008, 6:07 am

You wouldn't make it to Gitmo. Jack Bauer would drop through the roof of the plane and, after spitting out the chunk of fuselage in his mouth where he'd chewed through it, pistol whip your seatmate just for being there and to scare you into giving up secrets you didn't even know. :lol:

crispfin · Postby **crispfin** » February 12th, 2008, 6:13 am

You wouldn't make it to Gitmo. Jack Bauer would drop through the roof of the plane and, after spitting out the chunk of fuselage in his mouth where he'd chewed through it, pistol whip your seatmate just for being there and to scare you into giving up secrets you didn't even know.

!!!!!!!!!!

Jude 2