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Eating in Heaven

Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 7:53 am

We know the Bible speaks of the marriage supper.
Jesus says He will eat the passover again with us there, new.
IN his glorified body Jesus ate broiled fish and honeycomb, proving we will be capable of eating.

This raises multiple questions, one of which is...

If we eat in heaven will we pass gas in heaven? If so what does a heavenly poot smell like?
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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 4th, 2008, 7:56 am

I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 7:58 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:


:shock: Wendy, you forget I've stayed the night at your house. :wink: :twisted:
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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 4th, 2008, 8:00 am

Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:


:shock: Wendy, you forget I've stayed the night at your house. :wink: :twisted:


Yeah.. I remember... you woofed down Jack-in-the-Box before you got back with our pizza! :twisted:
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 8:01 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:
Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:


:shock: Wendy, you forget I've stayed the night at your house. :wink: :twisted:


Yeah.. I remember... you woofed down Jack-in-the-Box before you got back with our pizza! :twisted:



What does that have to do with you pooting?
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 8:02 am

Thankfully, sinners have no mention of eating, much less drinking in Hell.

Good thing! All the methane would just fan the flames I suppose.
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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 4th, 2008, 8:03 am

Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:
Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:


:shock: Wendy, you forget I've stayed the night at your house. :wink: :twisted:


Yeah.. I remember... you woofed down Jack-in-the-Box before you got back with our pizza! :twisted:



What does that have to do with you pooting?


Just that I remember you eating a LOT and not me passing gas.

I never said I don't artfay! ;)
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 8:05 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:
Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:
Poimen wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:I dunno. Girls don't poot. :wink:


:shock: Wendy, you forget I've stayed the night at your house. :wink: :twisted:


Yeah.. I remember... you woofed down Jack-in-the-Box before you got back with our pizza! :twisted:



What does that have to do with you pooting?


Just that I remember you eating a LOT and not me passing gas.

I never said I don't artfa! ;)


I didn't eat that much. Partly because of the Jack in the Box stop on the way back to the house. I don't think I got down more than 2 slices of pizza in fact.

But I probably did pass gas. :oops:
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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 4th, 2008, 8:07 am

I bet they wont have a Jack-in-the-Box on the way to Heaven. What shall you do?
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 8:10 am

Would you quit hi-jacking this thread and answer the questions orginally posted?

Where is Shell-y when you need her! :roll:
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Postby Susie Hamilton » March 4th, 2008, 8:15 am

When my dog has gas, well, it ain't purty, grab the lysol. :shock: :lol:
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Postby crispfin » March 4th, 2008, 8:15 am

If we eat in heaven will we pass gas in heaven? If so what does a heavenly poot smell like?

Was farting a part of the divine plan? Or is it a result of the fall? :-k





























I dunno :shrug2:
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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 4th, 2008, 8:16 am

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas. :P
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Postby Poimen » March 4th, 2008, 8:19 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas. :P



Girl, you don't eat greens or beans much do you?
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Postby crispfin » March 4th, 2008, 8:19 am

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas.

So no transfat or high fructose corn syrup in heaven? [-o<
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