Eating in Heaven

[Susie Hamilton]

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas.

So no transfat or high fructose corn syrup in heaven?

Just greens from the garden.

[Poimen]

Was farting a part of the divine plan? Or is it a result of the fall?

Me either.

But at least now we know why Jesus told Peter to get behind him.
He was a stink in the nostrils of God.

[Ilovebigcats]

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas.

Girl, you don't eat greens or beans much do you?

Those aren't HEALTHY foods.

[Poimen]

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas.

So no transfat or high fructose corn syrup in heaven?

What blasphemy is this? Dude, we are gonna be in incorruptible bodies? We can eat whatever we want!!!!!

[Ilovebigcats]

Well... when you eat healthy you wont have bad smelly gas.

So no transfat or high fructose corn syrup in heaven?

What blasphemy is this? Dude, we are gonna be in incorruptible bodies? We can eat whatever we want!!!!!

Then I suppose our backsides wont corrupt the air.

[crispfin]

What blasphemy is this? Dude, we are gonna be in incorruptible bodies? We can eat whatever we want!!!!!

I'd hope God would love us enough not to let us eat that tasty garbage.

[Poimen]

Then I suppose our backsides wont corrupt the air.

Are you asking if your backside will be less massive in heaven?

OR,

Are you suggesting heavenly poots will smell sweet, and possibly be beneficial to the environment?

[crispfin]

Are you suggesting heavenly poots will smell sweet, and possibly be beneficial to the environment?

Then what will we do with the "Inconvenient Truth"?

[Ilovebigcats]

Then I suppose our backsides wont corrupt the air.

Are you asking if your backside will be less massive in heaven?

Them thar iz fightin werds.

How are you gonna sit at the Lord's table and eat anyway with that BIF stickin out so far!

[Poimen]

Then I suppose our backsides wont corrupt the air.

Are you asking if your backside will be less massive in heaven?

Them thar iz fightin werds.

How are you gonna sit at the Lord's table and eat anyway with that BIF stickin out so far!

Ahhh! This is a case where one needs to be familiar with Jewish custom. They reclined on pillows and ate at a low table.

Not to much different in effect from the recliner and coffee table I suppose.

[Ilovebigcats]

Then I suppose our backsides wont corrupt the air.

Are you asking if your backside will be less massive in heaven?

Them thar iz fightin werds.

How are you gonna sit at the Lord's table and eat anyway with that BIF stickin out so far!

Ahhh! This is a case where one needs to be familiar with Jewish custom. They reclined on pillows and ate at a low table.

Not to much different in effect from the recliner and coffee table I suppose.

slob

[Brenda]

If we're like the Angels; then I'd think it would be a heavenly smell. A rich aroma. Smells good to the nostrils. Sorta like good coffee.
That'd be for us gals anyhow.

You guys are another story.

[RamboPreacher]

if we do fart, it will smell like frankincense and myrr

bacon will be served at every meal.

[MacUser]

This whole thread stinks and burns the eyes of the saints.

btw.. Bacon.. *drool*


Who is going to be serving all these meals? And if earthly style food is available.. will it be grown/killed (it does say he owns many hills of cattle)? If so, voluntary labor of mandatory? After harvested... does it ever spoil?

or just it all arrive in a "poof" like this thread is ending?

[free]

I feel inspired to sing in my best soulful voice...


No gas......no gas, no gas up there.....
Cramps and pain will all have flown......
No gas.....no gas, no gas up there.....
No gas in Heaven will be smelled.